How Old Am I? A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Hairspray - There was a little boy playing in his front yard, and his grandpa was sitting on the porch watching his grandson play.

An Old Mans Gift :An elderly man entered a car agency with his young wife. The owner of the agency spotted the couple and went over to wait upon them himself. He couldn't help but stare at the lady, which, of course, the elderly man noticed.

Idiots

The Work Virus :The Work Virus This is serious ... a "WORK" virus is on the loose... If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via e-mail, Internet, or simply handed to you by a colleague ...

Facts about raising children

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."

Big-game Hunter ：The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter.

Woman and the Midget ,"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all.""Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legs, and close your eyes," said the midget.