轻松一刻——完美丈夫

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轻松一刻——完美丈夫:几个男人在一家私人俱乐部健身锻炼之后,正在更衣室里换衣服。突然,长凳上的一部移动电话响了起来。一个人接起电话,就产生了下面的一系列对话:“你好?”“亲爱的,是我。你还在俱乐部吗?”

The perfect husband

There are sevenral men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a mobile telephone that is on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues.

Hello?”

Honey, its me. Are you at the club?”

Yes.”

GreatI am at the mall two blooks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat...it is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I bay it?”

Whats the price?”

Only $2500.”

Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much...”

Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2015 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...”

What price did he quote you?”

Only $60 000...”

OK, but for that price I want it with all the potions.”

GreatBefore we hang up, something else...

What?”

It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. Its on sale!! Remember The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property...”

How much are they asking?”

Only $500 000...a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover...”

Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420 000. OK?”

OK, sweetie...Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”

Bye...I do too... ”

The man hangs up, closes the phones flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present,Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

完美丈夫

几个男人在一家私人俱乐部健身锻炼之后,正在更衣室里换衣服。突然,长凳上的一部移动电话响了起来。一个人接起电话,就产生了下面的一系列对话:

“你好?”

“亲爱的,是我。你还在俱乐部吗?”

“是的。”

“太好啦!我就在离你两个街区的商场呢。我看中了一件特别漂亮的貂皮大衣……它看起来华丽至极,我可以买下来吗?”

“多少钱啊?”

“只要2 500美元。”

“好吧,既然你那么喜欢就买吧。”

“嗯,我还在梅赛德斯。奔驰代理店里看见了2015年的新款。我看中了一个特别喜欢的车型。我跟售货员聊了一会儿,他给了我一个很公道的价格……再说,去年的宝马车我们也该换换了。”

“那他告诉你多少钱啊?”

“只要6万美元……”

“好吧,不过鉴于那么高的价格,我希望它的功能很齐全了。”

“太好啦!不过咱俩挂电话之前,还有点儿事儿……”

“什么事儿啊?”

“这个听起来可能有点儿多,不过我已经查过你的账户了……我今早在房产代理处看到我们去年看中的那套房子正在拍卖!你还记得吧?就是那栋在滨海地区的,有游泳池,英式花园,停车场的那个……”

“他们要价多少啊?”

“只要50万美元……多好的价钱啊,我看咱们银行里的钱也很充裕呢。”

“好吧,那就买了吧,不过一定要还价到42万美元,怎么样?”

“嗯,亲爱的……谢谢你!待会见啦!!我爱你!!!”

“拜拜,我也是……”

那个男人挂了电话,合上手机,对所有在场的人说:“有谁知道这个手机是谁的吗?”


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