轻松一刻——丈夫如是说

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轻松一刻——丈夫如是说:1. 我和我妻子都各自幸福地生活了二十几年,然后我们相遇了。 2. 好妻子总是会原谅丈夫,当她自己做错事的时候。3. 我已经好几个月没和妻子说话了,我可不想打扰她。4. 我娶到了"正确的"女人,只是不知道她的姓是"总是"。

Husbands Said

1. My wife and I are both happy for twenty something years, then we met.

2. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

3. I haven't spoken to my wife for months. I don't like to interrupt her.

4. I married Miss "Right".I just didn't know her first name was "always".

5. It's not true that married men live longer than single men.It only seems longer.

6. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

7. Losing a wife can be hard.In my case, it was nearly impossible.

8. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful.

9. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the"y"becomes silent.

10. A husband said to his wife,"No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother‐in‐law better than mine."

11. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

12. I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late.

13. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.

14. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

15. Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

16. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

17. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

18. To keep your marriage brimming with love in the marriage cup-Whenever you're wrong, admit it.

Whenever you're right, shut up.

19. My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them.

20. When a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self‐defense.

21. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking: the husband gives and the wife takes.

22. Marriage is not just having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

23. It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married.

24. A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.

丈夫如是说

1. 我和我妻子都各自幸福地生活了二十几年,然后我们相遇了。

2. 好妻子总是会原谅丈夫,当她自己做错事的时候。

3. 我已经好几个月没和妻子说话了,我可不想打扰她。

4. 我娶到了"正确的"女人,只是不知道她的姓是"总是"。

5. 说已婚男人比单身汉活得更久是不对的,其实只是看起来更久。

6. 已婚男人比单身汉长寿,不过他们更愿意早死。

7. 失去老婆会很难,但对我来说,这根本不可能。

8. 男女平等是不可能的,除非她们能秃着头在大街上走还觉得自己很好看。

9. 结婚前,男人为他所爱的女人痴迷。结婚后,就只剩为她赚钱了。

10. 丈夫对妻子说:"不,我并不是讨厌你的亲戚,只是比起我的丈母娘来,我更喜欢你的婆婆。"

11. 没结婚的男人是不完整的,结婚后他就完整(完蛋)了。

12. 结婚之前我不知道什么是真正的幸福,而等我知道的时候后,一切都已经太晚了。

13. 一个男人主动为妻子打开车门,可以肯定:要么车是新的,要么妻子是新的。

14. 婚姻就是你的妻子逐渐发现自己想要什么样的男人的过程。

15. 所有已婚男人都应该忘掉自己的错误--两个人都记着同样的事其实没什么意义。

16. 男人要想维持幸福婚姻就应该学会把嘴巴闭上,把钱包打开。

17. 如果别的男人偷走了你老婆,最好的报复方式就是让他把她留着。

18. 想让你的婚姻充满爱,就要--你犯错的时候,承认错误。你没错的时候,闭上嘴巴。

19. 我的想法正好与妻子一样,她说我很幸运。

20. 结婚前一个男人握住女人的手是因为爱情,结婚之后就是出于自卫了。

21. 幸福的婚姻就是给予和索取:给予的是丈夫,索取的是妻子。

22. 结婚并不仅仅是有了妻子,还有随之而来的无尽的烦恼。

23. 每个人生来都是平等自由的,但是他们中的一些人结婚了。

24. 绅士就是从来不当着女士的面骂自己妻子的人。


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