轻松一刻——要是……

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轻松一刻——要是……:“亲爱的,”妻子说,“要是我死了,你怎么办?”“怎么啦,亲爱的,我会很伤心。”丈夫说,“你干吗问这样的问题?”“你会再婚吗?”做妻子的毫不放松。“不会,当然不会,亲爱的。”丈夫说。

What If...

Dear, said the wife,what would you do if I died

Why, dear, I would be extremely upset. said the husband,Why do you ask such a question

Would you remarry persevered the wife.

No, of course not, dear. ”said the husband.

Dont you like being married said the wife.

Of course I do, dear. ”he said.

Then why wouldnt you remarry

Alright. ”said the husband,“I’d remarry. ”

You would said the wife, looking vaguely hurt.

Yes. ”said the husband.

Would you sleep with her in our bed said the wife after a long pause.

Well yes, I suppose I would. ”replied the husband.

I see. said the wife indignantly,And would you let her wear my old clothes?”

I suppose, if she wanted to. ”

Really. said the wife icily,And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her

Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do. ”

Is that so said the wife, leaping to her feet.And I suppose youd let her play with my golf clubs, too.

Of course not, dear. said the husband, Shes lefthanded.

要是……

“亲爱的,”妻子说,“要是我死了,你怎么办?”

“怎么啦,亲爱的,我会很伤心。”丈夫说,“你干吗问这样的问题?”

“你会再婚吗?”做妻子的毫不放松。

“不会,当然不会,亲爱的。”丈夫说。

“你不喜欢结婚?”妻子说。

“当然喜欢,亲爱的。”他说。

“那么你为什么不再婚?”

“好吧,”丈夫说,“我再婚就是了。”

“你会?”妻子说,看来有点受伤的样子。

“是的。”丈夫说。

“你会和她睡在这张床上吗?”妻子沉默了好一会儿问道。

“唔,是的吧,我想会的。”丈夫回答。

“明白了。”妻子恼怒地说,“你会让她穿我的衣服吗?”

“会吧,如果她想穿的话。”丈夫说。

“是吗?”妻子冷冰冰地说,“你会把我的照片换成她的吗?”

“会的,我想那样做是对的。”

“是吗?”妻子跳起来,“那你也会让她用我的高尔夫球杆吧!”

“当然不会,亲爱的,”丈夫说,“她是个左撇子。”


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